Monday, April 23, 2012

Public Pajamas

Okay so day 2 of my new blog aka rant companion.  So many things to rant about and so little time. Let's get off my personal issues and move on to one of my most loathed groups of people the pajama wearers.  WTF?  Who decided one day it was okay for you to wear those sponge bob flannel pants to the fucking grocery store?  REALLY!  Is it that hard people to get dressed?  Has your image of yourself either deflated to a "who gives a fuck"  or is your ego overly inflated to wear you think you look good no matter what you wear?  Guess what? You don't!  Take the extra 5 minutes and put some clothing that was made for day wear usage. It's really not that hard.  I don't know about everyone else but i am damn sick of feeling like i'm at a pajama party everytime i go to Wal-mart.  What is with these people?  If they aren't in their pajamas they are half dressed.  (anyways that's a whole topic of it's own)  And while addressing the pajamas lets include our sweatpant group.  Now there are different sweat wearers so let me narrow it down for ya.  Usually grey with an oversized  mens T-shirt.  I hate grey sweatpants!!!! Maybe it stems from the usual sweat stain that forms in the genital region of 90% of grey sweatpant wearers.  REALLY!!!!  If i was walking around with a fucking sweat stain over my woo-ha i think i would most certainly die of embarrassment!  This is not attractive people!  In the least  bit! Sweat pants are already an unflattering piece of clothing!  What the best though is when they pair it with the stained wife beater.  Now you got style! :(  A style that needs to go out like the 80's did to never ever ever return!  So here's my point FUCKING GET DRESSED BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!  Simple enough you would think!

1 comment:

  1. Sadly I have worn pjs to the store...but not for awhile! Sometimes I just dont want to get ready for the day. But the grey sweat pants are a no. Never done that before.

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