Stepmother

I'm going to start off with a group of people that is limited.  So don't go getting all huffy right out the gate.  Most of the following rant pertains to my own personal situation and really isn't general population specific as most of my posts will be.  This post pertains to my oldest daughters stepmother.  Now i'm telling you when god made her he not only gave her a sour disposition he hit, no wait Beat this bitch with the ugly stick.  Here in corner number one weighing in at 450 lbs with short dyke hair a birthmark that makes it look like she's got a black eye and an ass the size of an oil tanker we have the STEPMOTHER.  I'm talking this bitch is big.  You know how you know you have reached weight capacity?  When your fucking calves rub together.  When you have to cut your vacation short due to calve chaffing, you knows you best lay off the crisco!  However poor STEPMOTHER the lap band didn't even help her situation,  well cut back to 3000 calories a day that might help!  OK OK maybe i'm picking on her a little because she's a fucking lard ass, but if you seen the bitches nose?  Toucan Sam be going home feeling ashamed next to that beak.  Like I said God beat her silly!  And i could get past all the physical traits if she was a decent person, but nooooooo this bitch be acting like she is gods gift to mankind.  I dislike alot of people and alot of breeds of people (and i ain't talking about color so lets just hold up on the whole racist calling there cause that ain't what i mean) but i can look past that if they are a decent person well the whole moral train rolled right past her thinkin she was a ocean liner or something cause she's got gall.  What kind of woman thinks that she take over someone elses child because she has control issues?  Well this one does.  I'm sorry but bad mouthing someones mother with made up shit is wrong?  I mean really how old are you again?  I'm sorry i slept with your loser husband 16 years ago i got over it why can't you.  I mean you are 4 or 5 of me so i think you've got it covered, you are all the woman he needs.  Oh yeah and with that nose if he ever decides to become bisexual, you got that covered too.  You go girl!  Now get the fuck outta my life!

Amen,,,,,,,,,