Okay so this something that probably all of us have done. However hopefully after the first time you realize that you have done this, I pray that you have rectified the situation, if not let me fill ya in on a little secret....PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU BLOCK THE ENTIRE ISLE IN THE STORE... Yes i know it's hard to believe that someone would not want to walk behind you while you browse through every single item on the shelf....but we DON"T! Move bitch get out da way! Yes i know you didn't really think about it as you parked your cart and began your quest for the cheapest peanut butter. But the person trying to get to the jelly..yeah he wasn't to happy waiting for you to move. I know you think it's cute for your family of 5 to hold hands side by side and cause a happy family road block, but everyone else just sees you as an asshole. I'm really starting to think you should have to take a class and retain a permit in order to operate a cart in a public place....and don't get me started on the riding carts. For one thing i have never seen anyone on a motorized shopping cart that can actually operate it. Nothing like a 30 point turn in isle 6. Also who is it you usually see on these thing? The elderly? Ya i get that sit down grandma, we don't want ya having a stroke, People with a disability...OK yes i get it....People who are too lazy to walk????? NO NO NO if you can not walk through a grocery store you have serious issues and probably shouldn't be there. I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY ASSANINE!
Anyhow if you didn't know who you were before you know now. Walk your ass around the grocery store, don't block the isles, and please try to keep control of your cart at all times...It's really that simple! Just a few little changes can totally make people think you are less of an asshole then you really are, and isn't that the whole point?
AMEN
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