it's the wrong fuckin way stupid

So after a "few" glasses of wine i have a rant in fact this happened to me the other day and reminded me why i feel that the human race is reaching an all time low in stupidity.  So you're driving through a parking lot and you see a big arrow pointing the opposite direction you are about to turn, but you turn anyways. WTF???  Were you born retarded or do things like all the cars being parked the opposite direction and the big fucking arrow escape your childlike mind?  What are you gonna do make a U turn in an already crowed driveway with oncoming traffic.  I am boggled by these people, mostly because I always see it happen when the store is at max capacity.  No the car that's sitting there waiting for your dumbass to get out of the way was completely blind when they went that direction therefore blocking your path and making you go through the handicap bus parking stall in order to go the wrong fucking direction. I mean come on this is really the epitome of STUPID!  Okay now that i've got that off my chest we can move on to other things~  I've got a fridge full of wine so stay tuned for my next unveiling of the idiot!

more of a plea than a rant..

Ahhh as one of my most hated days of the year is upon us, I felt a need to get a lil something off my chest.  Mothers Day....A day to honor the women who bore us, raised us and hopefully loved us.  Okay first i will start off with a brief description of my mother...My mother wasn't the homemaker that was always there to offer a snack or help with homework.  She put a lot of responsibility on us (especially me being the oldest) that i still don't think was exactly necessary.  In other words when i became a mother i did not want to model myself after her.  However she is still my mother.  We have our differences and we are not very close anymore.  I have serious hard feeling toward her due to the fact that she is not much of a grandmother to my children.  But as far as holding how she raised me against her?  I can't.  As i am a mother i know that you don't always know what to do.  Sometimes you think your doing everything you can even though you might not be.  I think parenting is a learning process that you really never have a total grip...not to mention that every kid needs something different.  So therefore i realized my mother was learning.  I think she did the best she could for who she was.  So i make sure that i do recognized not what she didn't do for me, but all the things she did do.  I think it's the least i can do. 
Now i hate Mothers day and wish i never was included as a mother in the holiday.  I find it a rather shitty day.  And that is sad,  I envy mothers who love mothers day and feel appreciated.  I don't think i will ever like the holiday, 
So my point is on this upcoming holiday, try to make it nice for your mother regardless if she was super mom, or if she didn't quite make the cut.  God knows she most likely tried.

people who block the isle in the grocery store

Okay so this something that probably all of us have done.  However hopefully after the first time you realize that you have done this, I pray that you have rectified the situation, if not let me fill ya in on a little secret....PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU BLOCK THE ENTIRE ISLE IN THE STORE... Yes i know it's hard to believe that someone would not want to walk behind you while you browse through every single item on the shelf....but we DON"T!  Move bitch get out da way!  Yes i know you didn't really think about it as you parked your cart and began your quest for the cheapest peanut butter.  But the person trying to get to the jelly..yeah he wasn't to happy waiting for you to move.  I know you think it's cute for your family of 5 to hold hands side by side and cause a happy family road block, but everyone else just sees you as an asshole.  I'm really starting to think you should have to take a class and retain a permit in order to  operate a cart in a public place....and don't get me started on the riding carts.  For one thing i have never seen anyone on a motorized shopping cart that can actually operate it.  Nothing like a 30 point turn in isle 6.  Also who is it you usually see on these thing?  The elderly?  Ya i get that sit down grandma, we don't want ya having a stroke,  People with a disability...OK yes i get it....People who are too lazy to walk?????  NO NO NO if you can not walk through a grocery store you have serious issues and probably shouldn't be there.  I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY ASSANINE! 

Anyhow if you didn't know who you were before you know now.  Walk your ass around the grocery store, don't block the isles, and please try to keep control of your cart at all times...It's really that simple!  Just a few little changes can totally make people think you are less of an asshole then you really are, and isn't that the whole point?

AMEN

So i'm not really in the mood to rant tonight with lots of other stuff going on in my house.  I've got a list going in my head though.  I do think this whole blogging thing is helping me to release some of the built up rage within even if no one is reading it.  Maybe i will be less of an asshole once i get it all out!  Cheers and g'night fuckers! :P

Public Pajamas

Okay so day 2 of my new blog aka rant companion.  So many things to rant about and so little time. Let's get off my personal issues and move on to one of my most loathed groups of people the pajama wearers.  WTF?  Who decided one day it was okay for you to wear those sponge bob flannel pants to the fucking grocery store?  REALLY!  Is it that hard people to get dressed?  Has your image of yourself either deflated to a "who gives a fuck"  or is your ego overly inflated to wear you think you look good no matter what you wear?  Guess what? You don't!  Take the extra 5 minutes and put some clothing that was made for day wear usage. It's really not that hard.  I don't know about everyone else but i am damn sick of feeling like i'm at a pajama party everytime i go to Wal-mart.  What is with these people?  If they aren't in their pajamas they are half dressed.  (anyways that's a whole topic of it's own)  And while addressing the pajamas lets include our sweatpant group.  Now there are different sweat wearers so let me narrow it down for ya.  Usually grey with an oversized  mens T-shirt.  I hate grey sweatpants!!!! Maybe it stems from the usual sweat stain that forms in the genital region of 90% of grey sweatpant wearers.  REALLY!!!!  If i was walking around with a fucking sweat stain over my woo-ha i think i would most certainly die of embarrassment!  This is not attractive people!  In the least  bit! Sweat pants are already an unflattering piece of clothing!  What the best though is when they pair it with the stained wife beater.  Now you got style! :(  A style that needs to go out like the 80's did to never ever ever return!  So here's my point FUCKING GET DRESSED BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!  Simple enough you would think!

Stepmother

I'm going to start off with a group of people that is limited.  So don't go getting all huffy right out the gate.  Most of the following rant pertains to my own personal situation and really isn't general population specific as most of my posts will be.  This post pertains to my oldest daughters stepmother.  Now i'm telling you when god made her he not only gave her a sour disposition he hit, no wait Beat this bitch with the ugly stick.  Here in corner number one weighing in at 450 lbs with short dyke hair a birthmark that makes it look like she's got a black eye and an ass the size of an oil tanker we have the STEPMOTHER.  I'm talking this bitch is big.  You know how you know you have reached weight capacity?  When your fucking calves rub together.  When you have to cut your vacation short due to calve chaffing, you knows you best lay off the crisco!  However poor STEPMOTHER the lap band didn't even help her situation,  well cut back to 3000 calories a day that might help!  OK OK maybe i'm picking on her a little because she's a fucking lard ass, but if you seen the bitches nose?  Toucan Sam be going home feeling ashamed next to that beak.  Like I said God beat her silly!  And i could get past all the physical traits if she was a decent person, but nooooooo this bitch be acting like she is gods gift to mankind.  I dislike alot of people and alot of breeds of people (and i ain't talking about color so lets just hold up on the whole racist calling there cause that ain't what i mean) but i can look past that if they are a decent person well the whole moral train rolled right past her thinkin she was a ocean liner or something cause she's got gall.  What kind of woman thinks that she take over someone elses child because she has control issues?  Well this one does.  I'm sorry but bad mouthing someones mother with made up shit is wrong?  I mean really how old are you again?  I'm sorry i slept with your loser husband 16 years ago i got over it why can't you.  I mean you are 4 or 5 of me so i think you've got it covered, you are all the woman he needs.  Oh yeah and with that nose if he ever decides to become bisexual, you got that covered too.  You go girl!  Now get the fuck outta my life!

Amen,,,,,,,,,

And this is what it's all about

So you live your life the best you think you can right...You try to do right by your friends and family.....ya think your doin okay.....then WHAMMY!!!!  someone elses distorted sense of reality hits you right in the face.  It's amazing how you can go through life thinking the best of it.  That most people are decent human beings.  That others aren't out to intentionally hurt others.  That basic right and wrong skills are somehow programed into every persons brain.  Then one day you wake up and realize that people are basically assholes yourself included and there is really no hope for what the human race has become.  Here we are at (so they say) the top of the food chain but the basic idea of common decency eludes us completely.  Sure you did that charity work at the hospital last week and you volunteered at the school bake sale....then somehow as you leave that function things change.  That smile and sweet disposition fly right out the window.   Now that woman who just bought a brownie from you is no longer worth your time as you see her  as some sort of  human blockade between you and your "important"  obligations as she tries to stop you in the grocery store to say hi.  I don't blame you i myself think the human race was a good idea gone very wrong.  As we lie steal cheat murder and rape to get ahead of the Jones.  Whoever the fuck these Jones are have ruined the whole idea of decency.
Now i'm not saying i'm better then any of you other assholes in fact i may just be worse.  A hard reality hit as I was running down the trail one day trying to work some of the lard off my ass as a fellow runner said an obigatory hi while passing, and the first thing i thought was FUCK OFF.  In fact pretty much anytime anyone who i do not consider a friend or at least close acquaintance says some passing greeting all i can think is FUCK OFF.  So this is what it has come to as all the things that have happened in my life has led to this FUCK OFF attitude.  The strangest part i think was the initial realization that despite my pleasant demeanor in public or my cordial relationship with my neighbors and co workers was all a rouse.  That i've hated all of them all along, and i use "hate" in the most cordial way.
Now your probably thinking this bitch is fucked up....Maybe i am but i'm a realist.  Everyone is out for themselves unless you are lucky enough to be in a small circle of people who actually possibly like you, so just accept and move on.  Most people don't like you, they may not know you but in all respects, they think your an asshole.  Because most likely you have something that they wish they had.  In case you didn't know "THOU SHALL NOT COVET" got thrown right out the window when these fucking Jones people came along.  In a society where laziness and incompetence are rewarded what do you expect.
Now that you know exactly how i feel about "people" in general.  Although there are groups of people i "hate" more than others, you can subscribe to my blog or not.  EIther way FUCK OFF!